Kat's...
RESURRECTED! 4th August 2004. New quotes added, other stuff archived.
This site was originally started in 2000, inspired by The
Quote Book which is a fantastic and hilarious site - unfortunately, it has since closed. But we live on! I wanted
somewhere to capture all those crazy out-of-context quotes that my nutty friends and family kept coming out with. So
I came up with making my own quote book and adding them monthly (with archives). The page sort of died in 2001/early
2002 when I'd finished classes and was spending less time with my friends. Thanks to the new domain, I've decided to
resurrect the site and give you more giggles. Enjoy!
Take note: The quoters whose names are only an initial and their surname means it's been said in my classes, and they're the teach.
CAUTION: Some of these quotes contain profanity or obscenities. In fact, a lot of 'em will. Just warning ya. If you get offended by this kinda thing, fuck off. ;) *gaze*
Tim: I don't like cognac.
Kat: I don't like Germans.
Sue: Excuse me, I'm not going to be pineappled!
Chris: There's a whole farm out there: a farm of dead kittens.
Chris: Fudge, my ass! ..Oh my God.
Chris: You can butter my chicken.
Kat (mouthful of water): Let me swallow first!
everyone loses it
Kat: You can Rogan my Josh.
Chris: You can stuff my mushroom..
Both: eww..
Chris: ..into what?
Kat: You can Mee my Goreng!
Chris: Look to the skies..
Chris: she has nice thighs..
Chris: She's making me rise
Chris: she'll like my size..
Andy: Do you have any spare ties?
Chris: Now don't get wise..
Andy: Hey you know what's not a word? "snize"
Chris: We need some pies..
Andy: Ssshh there might be spies..
Chris: They're everywhere, like flies..
Chris: I hope this game comes to an unhealthy demise..